hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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foodfuckery:

Neapolitan Rose Cake

Recipe

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byakurenbreak asked: I actually have a headcanon that Tavros's blood is like a mix of all the troll bloods combined, so whenever he gets in a situation where he loses a lot of blood, he accepts all blood types.

ask-sickstuck:

Oh my goodness that would be so nice! It would still probably fluctuate some changes in his body depending on how much higher the blood he received was, so it still would be a little risky, but that would be great for him to have that option!

I generally think that most trolls wouldn’t be able to receive blood because it would be hard to find a good match in such an urgent time! But, I also love the AU where the alphas are literally parenting the betas, (honestly it’s just how I picture things in Homestuck in general, the gigapause made me forget it wasn’t canon because I was too busy thinking about Homestuck the way I like it) so they could just donate to their babies, as long as they hadn’t lost TOO much blood.

beforan:


is that gamzee murdering nepeta

beforan:

is that gamzee murdering nepeta

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If you see me at a con:

totalspiffage:

  • Please say hi (although screaming/yelling is not encouraged)
  • Please introduce yourself 
  • I want to meet you too
  • If you’d like a hug, just ask
  • Unless you’re in unsealed body paint
  • Photos are cool too.
  • I WANT TO SAY HELLO TO PEOPLE IN PERSON LIKE OMFG I LOVE MEETING PEOPLE AT CONS

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I WAS JOURNALING ABOUT MY WILD SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN SUDDENLY AUTOCORRECT THOUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF
"A BEER CAN" I SHOULD CHANGE IT TO
"A BEER COULD"
also yes i know a drake and a josh and we were at the same place it was a really weird night ok

I WAS JOURNALING ABOUT MY WILD SATURDAY NIGHT WHEN SUDDENLY AUTOCORRECT THOUGHT THAT INSTEAD OF

"A BEER CAN" I SHOULD CHANGE IT TO

"A BEER COULD"

also yes i know a drake and a josh and we were at the same place it was a really weird night ok

phan-you-not:

howellyfuck:

damndanhowell:

i am so confused

im scared

wait what

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fromgilbowithawesome:

Karkat (x) Kanaya (x) Photo (x)

best be watchin that mouth karkat woah

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metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

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dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

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request ; solradia

rea-sickstuck:

(( The idea was cute so I hope this does it justice! ))

Aradia was spending time with Sollux, over at his hive for the night. Aradia had just been watching a movie with Sollux when she asked politely to leave for bed. 

"You thure you’re tired tho early?" Came Sollux’s lispy voice, tinged with worry. "Yeah, I just need sleep." Aradia replied simply, almost sounding guilty for leaving the mustard blood by himself. Sollux narrowed his eyes and lilted his head at her as she walked to his bedroom. He wasn’t upset with her, he was just pretty confused. She had almost seemed to sulk away, like something was wrong.

Sollux watched a bit more of the movie before he got rather bored with it and turned off the television. It wasn’t any good watching without someone else. That’s when he heard gagging from his bedroom. “Wait… Aradia?” He muttered nervously to himself. “Aradia!” Sollux called to her this time, standing and stepping cautiously toward the door.

"I’m okay, let me clean this up." Came a pain-filled grumble of frustration. Sollux sighed and went to open the door. She didn’t sound okay. "Clean up what?" From behind the door came a wincing sound. "I’m sorry, I kinda threw up, but I can clean it up." Sollux almost gasped. She really expected him to be mad at her for being sick? 

Sollux flung the door open and helped her onto the bed. Aradia reluctantly cooperated, though she shook her head as Sollux’s offer to clean it up himself. “No, I made the mess!” Sollux laughed warmly and patted her head. “If we’re going to play that game; it’th my houthe!” Aradia sighed in relief as he placed a cool cloth on her forehead. “Fine, then..” She mumbled tiredly, but smiled weakly as tucked her in.

After cleaning up, Sollux came back in and made sure she wasn’t asleep before he got up into the bed with her. “Mind if I thtay here with you? I can’t thleep on the couch, I’m pretty worried.” Aradia blinked, surprised he had let her have the bed if he didn’t have anywhere else to sleep but the couch. 

"Sollux, no! I’ll get you sick!" The mustard blood just smiled and began stroking her forehead comfortingly. "Don’t worry about me." And he hushed her before she could argue again, just continuing to massage her forehead and run gentle fingers through her hair. "Doeth thith feel okay?" She just nodded and gave a comfortable sigh. 

The two cuddled together, Aradia began to drift into a peaceful sleep.

blue-author:

deathisabitch:

elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt wrote it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl


Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

SIGNAL BOOST

Reducing an out of context picture of strangers to inspiration porn is so dehumanizing.

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