Give me a pairing and a number and I’ll draw them kissing.
(don’t know if this is already out there, but I suddenly felt like doing it)
- on the forehead
- on the nose
- on the cheek
- on the eyelids
- on the ear
- on the lips (cute)
- on the lips (passionate)
- on the chin
- on the neck
- on the shoulder
- on the back
- on the hand
- on the foot
- on the leg
- on the chest/torso
- on the butt
- on the naughty-bits
ok so this toy shop opened up called the dragons lair real close to where i live?? i had been keeping an eye on it for awhile because?? fantasy toy shop count me in!!
the sign says “dragons lair: toys for big girls and boys” and i was like well cool im a relatively large female and i love dragons so lets do this thing and i pulled in but the sign said that only assholes 18 or older can enter so i take my law respecting 17 year old baby ass home sad and wondering why the fuck you need to be 18 to buy a fucking unicorn or s/m so
i looked it up and that is an INCREDIBLY MISLEADING NAME FOR AN ADULTS SEX STORE, ALRIGHT
My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
MY PET SHRIMP
This is worth the read.
When You Can’t Focus On Their Touch
“It sure is lovely to sit out in the day with no fear of zombies,” said Kanaya, sitting on a picnic blanket with Rose. They had gotten far away from the base on the meteor to avoid any distractions.
“Although, that must’ve been thrilling,” Rose raised an eyebrow while drinking some red wine.
“Indeed, but witnessing those gruesome, undead day crawlers would not enhance this particular occasion,” Kanaya cut herself some more steak.
I like little kids because when I’m at the store they discuss my gender in front of me and I get to learn how passable im becoming as a guy.